"I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally"

"Weak minds sink under prosperity as well as adversity; but strong and deep ones have two high tides"

"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out"

"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts"

"A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher who is not teaching"

"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake"

"Of all the hard jobs around, one of the hardest is being a good teacher"

"One has children in the expectation of dying before them. In fact, you want to make damn sure you die before them, just as you plant a tree or build a house knowing, hoping that it will outlive you. That's how the human species has done as well as it has"

"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself"