Famous quote by Stephen Colbert

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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way"

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This quote is written / told by Stephen Colbert somewhere between April 20, 1964 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 11 other quotes.

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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after"

"Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other"

"Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college"

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher who is not teaching"

"We do not remember days, we remember moments"

"Of all the hard jobs around, one of the hardest is being a good teacher"

"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life"

Euripides, Poet

"He who opens a school door, closes a prison"