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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didnt like at school
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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way"

- Stephen Colbert

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Stephen Colbert somewhere between April 20, 1964 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 11 other quotes.

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