"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy"
- Emo Philips
About this Quote
This quote by Emo Philips is a funny take on the phrase "nursing a beer". It indicates that the speaker was drinking their beer slowly, taking their time to enjoy it. The phrase "my nipple was getting quite soggy" is an amusing exaggeration of the concept that the speaker was taking their time to delight in the beer. It implies that the speaker was taking so long to consume the beer that their nipple was becoming damp from the condensation on the glass. This quote is a humorous method of expressing the concept that the speaker was taking their time to enjoy the beer. It is a lighthearted way of expressing the concept that the speaker was savoring the beer and taking their time to enjoy it.
This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA.
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