"I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood"

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul"

"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel"

"Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild"

"What's really exciting for me is communicating to other people and not just going somewhere to make a movie. That's Hollywood to me and it would mean nothing"

"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom"

"I think for the last fifteen, twenty years or so, Hollywood has underestimated the appeal of the Western. I think there is still a huge market"