"It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet"
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The intent feels less like endorsing unfaithfulness and more like puncturing the sanctimony around it. We treat cheating as the ultimate violation because it bruises the ego and threatens the story we tell about ourselves. But living with someone who won’t flush suggests something colder: a baseline lack of consideration, the kind that shows up daily and never gets a big cathartic confrontation. It’s not “I made a terrible choice.” It’s “I don’t care that you have to deal with my mess.” That’s the subtext: cruelty isn’t always dramatic; sometimes it’s hygienic.
As an actress, Thurman also speaks from a world where messy relationships are practically an industry, and where sharp one-liners are currency. The joke works because it flips our expected outrage and forces a more uncomfortable question: what’s harder to forgive, a singular transgression with a storyline, or the slow drip of disrespect that turns love into housekeeping?
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Thurman, Uma. (2026, January 17). It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-is-better-to-have-a-relationship-with-someone-65546/
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Thurman, Uma. "It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-is-better-to-have-a-relationship-with-someone-65546/.
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"It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-is-better-to-have-a-relationship-with-someone-65546/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.



