"Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it"

"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable"

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so"

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man"

"The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it"

"What a nice night for an evening"

"The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism"

"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind"

"Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, it is but a succession of changes so gentle and easy that we can scarcely mark their progress"