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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed
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"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed"

- W. C. Fields

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by W. C. Fields between January 29, 1880 and December 25, 1946. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 51 other quotes.

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