"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas"
- Johnny Carson
About this Quote
This quote by Johnny Carson is a humorous way of pointing out the inadequacy of the postal service. By recommending to mail plans early, Carson indicates that the post workplace will not be able to provide them in time for Christmas. This is a lighthearted way of poking fun at the postal service, as it is frequently known for its sluggish shipment times and periodic misplacement of plans. The quote is likewise a suggestion to people to plan ahead and not rely on the post office to deliver bundles in time for the holidays. By sending bundles early, people can prevent the frustration of not getting their presents in time for Christmas.
This quote is written / told by Johnny Carson between October 23, 1925 and January 23, 2005. He was a famous Comedian from USA.
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