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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery"

- Erma Bombeck

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In this quote, Erma Bombeck is utilizing a humorous example to convey the idea that marriage is not a sure thing. She is suggesting that if someone is seeking a guarantee in a relationship, they may also cope with a cars and truck battery, as both alternatives have the possible to stop working. This quote highlights the reality that marriage, like any other relationship, needs effort, compromise, and a determination to overcome difficulties. It likewise functions as a pointer that there are no warranties in life, and that we need to be prepared to deal with unpredictability and take threats in order to find joy and fulfillment.

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Erma Bombeck This quote is written / told by Erma Bombeck between February 21, 1927 and April 22, 1996. She was a famous Journalist from USA. The author also have 61 other quotes.

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