Marriage Quotes

Welcome to the globe of marriage quotes! Right here you will certainly discover a collection of inspiring as well as funny quotes regarding marriage that will certainly make you laugh, cry, and reflect on the charm of this special bond. Whether you are newlyweds, wed for years, or just looking for a little bit of inspiration, these quotes will certainly advise you of the delights and challenges of marriage. From the funny to the wholehearted, these quotes will certainly help you appreciate the distinct bond between two people crazy. So, take a moment to discover our collection of marriage quotes and also discover the best one for you.
Small: There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage
George Bernard Shaw
"There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage"
George Bernard Shaw, Dramatist
Small: When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place
"When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place"
Helen Gahagan, Actress
Small: Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards
Benjamin Franklin
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards"
Benjamin Franklin, Politician
Small: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: The first breath of adultery is the freest after it, constraints aping marriage develop
"The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop"
John Updike, Novelist
Small: I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone.
"I think the Mother is gradually revealing itself to me and taking over. But it is not the Mother alone. It is the Mother and the Father, the male and the female, sort of gradually having their marriage"
Bede Griffiths, Clergyman
Small: Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
Gilbert K. Chesterton
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war"
Gilbert K. Chesterton, Writer
Small: Marriage is the death of hope
Woody Allen
"Marriage is the death of hope"
Woody Allen, Director
Small: Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory
Abraham Lincoln
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory"
Abraham Lincoln, President
Small: Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes
J.B. Priestley
"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes"
J.B. Priestley, Writer
Small: There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them
C. S. Lewis
"There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them"
C. S. Lewis, Author
Small: As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent
Socrates
"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent"
Socrates, Philosopher
Small: Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think shes a householder
Thornton Wilder
"Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder"
Thornton Wilder, Writer
Small: An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know
Bette Davis
"An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know"
Bette Davis, Actress
Small: The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. Its a choice yo
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife"
Barbara de Angelis, Writer
Small: Marriage is not a noun its a verb. It isnt something you get. Its something you do. Its the way you love your
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day"
Barbara de Angelis, Writer
Small: Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night
"Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night"
St. Jerome, Saint
Small: No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office
"No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office"
Rutherford B. Hayes, President
Small: A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one
Queen Victoria
"A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one"
Queen Victoria, Royalty
Small: All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is
"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership"
Ann Landers, Journalist
Small: Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting
Augusten Burroughs
"Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting"
Augusten Burroughs, Writer
Small: I think its best if theres an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this
"I think it's best if there's an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this issue has gone on the ballot, the people have voted to retain the traditional definition of marriage as recently as California in 2008"
Michele Bachmann, Politician
Small: When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this per
Friedrich Nietzsche
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory"
Friedrich Nietzsche, Philosopher
Small: Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroners inquest
H. L. Mencken
"Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
H. L. Mencken
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends sel
H. L. Mencken
"For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end"
H. L. Mencken, Writer
Small: Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage
William Shakespeare
"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage"
William Shakespeare, Dramatist
Small: The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties
Oscar Wilde
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties"
Oscar Wilde, Dramatist
Small: Where theres marriage without love, there will be love without marriage
Benjamin Franklin
"Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage"
Benjamin Franklin, Politician
Small: Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the m
Voltaire
"Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient"
Voltaire, Writer
Small: Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce
Voltaire
"Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce"
Voltaire, Writer
Small: Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity
George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity"
George Bernard Shaw, Dramatist
Small: Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us
George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us"
George Bernard Shaw, Dramatist
Small: Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cant sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cant sleep
George Bernard Shaw
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open"
George Bernard Shaw, Dramatist
Small: Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation
Mark Twain
"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation"
Mark Twain, Author
Small: Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activi
"Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage"
Sydney J. Harris, Journalist
Small: Marriage is a very good thing, but I think its a mistake to make a habit out of it
W. Somerset Maugham
"Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it"
W. Somerset Maugham, Playwright
Small: Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Ambrose Bierce
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage"
Ambrose Bierce, Journalist
Small: If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love
Michel de Montaigne
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love"
Michel de Montaigne, Philosopher
Small: A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
Michel de Montaigne
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband"
Michel de Montaigne, Philosopher
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