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Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years a
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"Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings"

- Jonathan Carroll

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This quote by Jonathan Carroll is a funny observation of the wallets that males carry. He suggests that many males carry wallets that are overstuffed, batter, and must have been changed years ago. He compares these wallets to a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings, suggesting that they are worn out and unattractive. This quote is most likely meant to be a lighthearted jab at men's style sense, as it implies that guys are not putting in the time to replace their wallets with something more trendy. It also recommends that guys are not putting in the time to correctly take care of their wallets, as they are overstuffed and worn out. In general, this quote is a funny way of mentioning the lack of attention males provide to their wallets.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Jonathan Carroll somewhere between January 26, 1949 and today. He/she was a famous Author from USA. The author also have 31 other quotes.

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