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"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless"

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Jay London’s line works because it takes the language of workplace discipline and answers it with pure linguistic sabotage. “Get my butt in gear” is one of those exhausted managerial idioms that pretends urgency is a virtue in itself. London replies, “I was shiftless,” turning what sounds like a confession into a pun: “shiftless” as in lazy, but also literally without a shift. In one move, he reframes a boss’s moral lecture as an administrative misunderstanding. The joke isn’t just wordplay; it’s a tiny act of resistance against the way work culture turns character into a timesheet.

The intent is to make the boss’s authority look silly by treating it as if it operates under the rules of semantics rather than power. That’s classic stand-up misdirection: the boss expects compliance, the audience expects a comeback, and London delivers a technicality. The subtext is sharper than it first appears: workers are constantly told to “hustle” as if motivation is a personal failing, while the actual structure of work (schedules, wages, respect) stays unquestioned. By claiming he’s “shiftless,” the speaker implies the problem isn’t his attitude; it’s the conditions, or at least the labels used to shame him.

Context matters here: it’s comedy built from the universal friction of having a boss, but filtered through London’s deadpan persona, where self-deprecation doubles as critique. He’s not leading a labor movement; he’s puncturing the sanctimony of workplace slogans by refusing to take them seriously on their own terms.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
London, Jay. (2026, January 17). My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-boss-told-me-to-get-my-butt-in-gear-i-told-him-62154/

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London, Jay. "My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-boss-told-me-to-get-my-butt-in-gear-i-told-him-62154/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/my-boss-told-me-to-get-my-butt-in-gear-i-told-him-62154/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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