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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing - Emo Philips
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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"

- Emo Philips

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Emo Philips, Small This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Humor. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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