Humor Quotes

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Small: Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges
"Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges"
Thomas W. Higginson, Clergyman
Small: Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he
Francis Bacon
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is"
Francis Bacon, Philosopher
Small: In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge
George Herbert
"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge"
George Herbert, Poet
Small: A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
"A joke is a very serious thing"
Winston Churchill, Statesman
Small: Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile
J.B. Priestley
"Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile"
J.B. Priestley, Writer
Small: A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles
Mignon McLaughlin
"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles"
Mignon McLaughlin, Journalist
Small: A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself
"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself"
Clifton Fadiman, Writer
Small: Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals
Agnes Repplier
"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals"
Agnes Repplier, Writer
Small: Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger
"Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger"
Allen Klein, Businessman
Small: Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in he
Mark Twain
"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven"
Mark Twain, Author
Small: A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. Its jolted by every pebble on the road
Henry Ward Beecher
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road"
Henry Ward Beecher, Clergyman
Small: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse
Groucho Marx
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you
Bill Cosby
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it"
Bill Cosby, Comedian
Small: Wit is the lowest form of humor
Alexander Pope
"Wit is the lowest form of humor"
Alexander Pope, Poet
Small: Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
Steven Wright
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time"
Steven Wright, Comedian
Small: Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just com
William James
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing"
William James, Philosopher
Small: Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it
E. B. White
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it"
E. B. White, Writer
Small: Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility
"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility"
James Thurber, Comedian
Small: Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost"
James Thurber, Comedian
Small: Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun
"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun"
Flip Wilson, Comedian
Small: I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor
"I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor"
Edward Albee, Dramatist
Small: Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious
Peter Ustinov
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious"
Peter Ustinov, Actor
Small: A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate t
Jessamyn West
"A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself"
Jessamyn West, Author
Small: My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing
Emo Philips
"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing"
Emo Philips, Comedian
Small: Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding
Agnes Repplier
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding"
Agnes Repplier, Writer
Small: When a thought takes ones breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence
"When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence"
Thomas W. Higginson, Clergyman
Small: Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain
"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain"
Edward de Bono, Psychologist
Small: All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it
"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it"
Fred Allen, Comedian
Small: Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling gov
"Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear"
Thomas W. Higginson, Clergyman
Small: A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life
"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life"
William Arthur Ward, Writer
Small: A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it
Don Herold
"A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it"
Don Herold, Writer
Small: A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in ones heart and some laughter on ones lips is a sign that the perso
"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life"
Hugh Sidey, Journalist
Small: Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end
Sid Caesar
"Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end"
Sid Caesar, Actor
Small: Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing
"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing"
Allen Klein, Businessman
Small: A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me
"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me"
Chevy Chase, Comedian
Small: Gags die, humor doesnt
Jack Benny
"Gags die, humor doesn't"
Jack Benny, Comedian
Small: I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it"
Frank Howard Clark, Writer
Small: Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you
Langston Hughes
"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you"
Langston Hughes, Poet
Small: A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself"
Doug Larson, Cartoonist