"No man's brain is so dull, and no man's eye so blind, that they cannot catch food for dreams"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"What is food to one man is bitter poison to others"

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real"

"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food"