"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"
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Robin Williams turns male sexuality into a slapstick engineering problem: limited resources, bad wiring, predictable failure. The line lands because it borrows the authority of a cosmic design critique ("God gives...") only to undercut it with a crude, bodily punchline. It is mock-theology as locker-room truth, dressed up like a proverb. Williams is pointing at the everyday experience of thinking getting hijacked by arousal, but he frames it as an unfair allocation scheme, as if the Creator accidentally budgeted the circulatory system.
The intent is less to shame men than to puncture male self-mythology. We like to imagine rational, choice-driven behavior; he suggests a simpler, funnier model: biology as a saboteur with excellent timing. The subtext is that a lot of "mysterious" male decision-making - the impulsive risk, the reckless flirtation, the spectacularly stupid text at 2 a.m. - can be explained by a body that prioritizes desire over deliberation. It's a pressure-release valve: laughing at it is safer than admitting how often it’s true.
Context matters: Williams came up in an era when mainstream comedy could be openly bawdy while still aiming for mass appeal. The joke plays as a blunt equalizer, bringing lofty talk of morality and self-control down to the physical. It also signals his broader comedic persona - frantic intelligence colliding with raw impulse - making the gag feel like autobiography in disguise.
The intent is less to shame men than to puncture male self-mythology. We like to imagine rational, choice-driven behavior; he suggests a simpler, funnier model: biology as a saboteur with excellent timing. The subtext is that a lot of "mysterious" male decision-making - the impulsive risk, the reckless flirtation, the spectacularly stupid text at 2 a.m. - can be explained by a body that prioritizes desire over deliberation. It's a pressure-release valve: laughing at it is safer than admitting how often it’s true.
Context matters: Williams came up in an era when mainstream comedy could be openly bawdy while still aiming for mass appeal. The joke plays as a blunt equalizer, bringing lofty talk of morality and self-control down to the physical. It also signals his broader comedic persona - frantic intelligence colliding with raw impulse - making the gag feel like autobiography in disguise.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Principles of Philosophy (Michael Jean Nystrom-Schut, 2018) modern compilationISBN: 9781546264958 · ID: P4h5DwAAQBAJ
Evidence: ... Robin Williams , phrased an aspect of the dilemma succinctly when he said : See , the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis , and only enough blood to run one at a time . I am sure there is a female equivalent to this ... Other candidates (1) Robin Williams (Robin Williams) compilation65.2% tically and thats when you realize that god gave you a penis and a brain and only enough blood to run one at a time i... |
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