Golf Quotes

"Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that"

"I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game"

"I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper"

"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it"

"We raised almost 2 million dollars at the last golf tournament that can be used for minority scholarships and Junior Golf programs. The payoff for the work we do is so much more valuable than the work we actually do for it"

"I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg"

"You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game"

"I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf"

"I know bugger all about golf"

"That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on"

"Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf"

"But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general"

"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him"

"I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days"

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods"

"Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character"

"I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser"

"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated"