"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing"

This quote by Steven Wright is a humorous take on the strange disappearances connected with the Bermuda Triangle. By recommending that the Triangle moved to Alaska, Wright suggests that the disappearances are not as a result of superordinary pressures, yet rather the Triangle's own option to relocate. The joke is more stressed by the suggestion that Santa Claus is now missing out on, as if the Triangle's moving has caused him to vanish. This funny take on the Bermuda Triangle offers to lighten the state of mind and also give a different perspective on the strange loss. It also serves to advise us that sometimes the most strange events can have the simplest descriptions.