"They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase"

"Weak minds sink under prosperity as well as adversity; but strong and deep ones have two high tides"

"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody"

"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out"

"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts"

"Neurotics complain of their illness, but they make the most of it, and when it comes to talking it away from them they will defend it like a lioness her young"

"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake"

"Young men have a passion for regarding their elders as senile"

"Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth"