"To insure the adoration of a theorem for any length of time, faith is not enough, a police force is needed as well"

"It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour"

"If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll"

"Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale"

"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely"

"CrossFit is a way of life. You eat well, you train hard, you push yourself. It teaches you so much about yourself"

"Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but men able to use their opportunity"

"I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well"

"It is an honor to be awarded with such a high rating from an organization as well respected as the NAACP. I am pleased that the oldest and largest civil rights organization in the nation, has recognized my voting record"

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend"

"I would rather miss the mark acting well than win the day acting basely"