"What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar"
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A five-cent cigar is a cheap luxury, and Thomas R. Marshall knew exactly how pointed that sounds coming from a vice president in the early 20th century: the line is a wink at a nation addicted to grand fixes. Instead of promising sweeping reform, he offers a small, purchasable pleasure - something you can literally put in your mouth to quiet the nerves. The joke lands because it’s anti-heroic. It treats the “needs” of “this country” not as a policy platform, but as a mood problem.
Marshall’s intent is both comic and diagnostic. He’s puncturing the political habit of inflating every problem into an existential crisis that demands an epic solution. The cigar is a stand-in for perspective, patience, maybe even a touch of resignation: stop moralizing, stop posturing, take the edge off. In that way, it reads like a Midwestern antidote to the era’s churn - rapid industrialization, labor conflict, immigration backlash, and the moral crusades of Progressivism, all while Washington tried to keep its composure.
The subtext is also slyly class-aware. A nickel cigar is accessible; it’s the common man’s indulgence, not an aristocrat’s brandy. Marshall is aligning himself with everyday temperaments while gently mocking elites who think the country can be “fixed” by lecture, purity, or pageantry. The line endures because it’s a miniature theory of politics: sometimes the public doesn’t want salvation. It wants relief, and it wants someone in power honest enough to admit that.
Marshall’s intent is both comic and diagnostic. He’s puncturing the political habit of inflating every problem into an existential crisis that demands an epic solution. The cigar is a stand-in for perspective, patience, maybe even a touch of resignation: stop moralizing, stop posturing, take the edge off. In that way, it reads like a Midwestern antidote to the era’s churn - rapid industrialization, labor conflict, immigration backlash, and the moral crusades of Progressivism, all while Washington tried to keep its composure.
The subtext is also slyly class-aware. A nickel cigar is accessible; it’s the common man’s indulgence, not an aristocrat’s brandy. Marshall is aligning himself with everyday temperaments while gently mocking elites who think the country can be “fixed” by lecture, purity, or pageantry. The line endures because it’s a miniature theory of politics: sometimes the public doesn’t want salvation. It wants relief, and it wants someone in power honest enough to admit that.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Thomas R. Marshall — attributed quote: "What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar." See Wikiquote entry for Thomas R. Marshall. |
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