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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I s
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me"

- Emo Philips

About this Quote

This quote by Emo Philips is an amusing take on the concept of prayer and how it is frequently utilized to request product things. It suggests that when he was a child, he believed that if he prayed hard enough, he would be rewarded with a brand-new bicycle. However, he quickly realised that this was not how the Lord works and so he chose to take matters into his own hands and steal a bicycle. He then asked the Lord to forgive him for his actions.

This quote is a humorous method of highlighting the concept that prayer is not a method to get material things, however rather a way to get in touch with the Lord and ask for guidance and strength. It also recommends that the Lord is forgiving and understanding, even when we make errors. Eventually, this quote is a pointer that prayer is a powerful tool, but it needs to not be utilized to request for material things.

About the Author

Emo Philips This quote is written / told by Emo Philips somewhere between February 7, 1956 and today. He was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 34 other quotes.

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