Famous quote by Norman Wisdom

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"You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag"

- Norman Wisdom

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This quote is written / told by Norman Wisdom somewhere between February 4, 1915 and today. He/she was a famous Comedian from England. The author also have 24 other quotes.

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