Graduation quote by Neil Simon

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into scho
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"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy"

- Neil Simon

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Neil Simon somewhere between July 4, 1927 and today. He/she was a famous Playwright from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Graduation. The author also have 10 other quotes.

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