Our collection contains 25 quotes who is written / told by Joe.
25 Famous quotes by Joe E. Lewis
"It pays to get drunk with the best people"
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on"
"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor"
"I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points"
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play"
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty"
"We can afford almost any mistake once"
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on"
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster"
"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum"
"I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them"
"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves"
"It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money"
"I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise"
"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people"
"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin"
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink"
"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough"
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love"
"You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough"
"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty"
"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest"
"I drink to forget I drink"
"I always wake up at the crack of ice"
"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses"
