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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer"

- Joan Rivers

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In this quote, Joan Rivers is most likely using humor to explain her other half's sexual efficiency. By stating that he takes a pain killer before they have sex, she is indicating that he may not be the most competent or gratifying fan. This might also recommend that he may have physical restrictions or troubles that require medication in order for them to have a successful sexual encounter. Overall, the quote highlights the playful and ironical tone typically utilized by Joan Rivers in her funny, while likewise poking fun at the concept of needing medication for sex.

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Joan Rivers This quote is written / told by Joan Rivers somewhere between June 8, 1933 and today. She was a famous Comedian from USA. The author also have 30 other quotes.

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