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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange
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"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange"

- Fred Allen

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This quote by Fred Allen is an amusing way of explaining the benefits of residing in California. The state is understood for its warm environment and abundance of citrus fruits, so it is a great place for oranges to flourish. The quote implies that if you are an orange, then California is the best place for you to live. It is an amusing method of highlighting the advantages of residing in California, while also poking fun at the concept of an orange having the ability to select where it lives. The quote also suggests that California is an excellent place to live for human beings as well, because oranges have the ability to prosper there. In general, this quote is an amusing way of explaining the advantages of living in California.

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Fred Allen between May 31, 1894 and March 17, 1956. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 45 other quotes.

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