"Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health"

"Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems"

"To get rich never risk your health. For it is the truth that health is the wealth of wealth"

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"

"Health is the soul that animates all the enjoyments of life, which fade and are tasteless without it"

"You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned"

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping"

"Faith and prayer are the vitamins of the soul; man cannot live in health without them"

"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind"

"Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished"

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more"