"Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"

"People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"

"The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy"

"The football season is like pain. You forget how terrible it is until it seizes you again"