"Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch"

"There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage"

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards"

"When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place"

"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband"

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood"

"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open"

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul"

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person"

"Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel"

"Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an image of being a little bit unusual, different and wild"