Graduation quote by Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back - Fred Allen
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back"

- Fred Allen

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Fred Allen between May 31, 1894 and March 17, 1956. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Graduation. The author also have 45 other quotes.

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