"I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me"

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage"

"A free America... means just this: individual freedom for all, rich or poor, or else this system of government we call democracy is only an expedient to enslave man to the machine and make him like it"

"Democracy shows not only its power in reforming governments, but in regenerating a race of men and this is the greatest blessing of free governments"

"Britain, which in the years immediately before this war was rapidly losing such democratic virtues as it possessed, is now being bombed and burned into democracy"

"In a few decades, the relationship between the environment, resources and conflict may seem almost as obvious as the connection we see today between human rights, democracy and peace"

"Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy"

"Advertising is the very essence of democracy"

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard"

"Adultery is the application of democracy to love"

"Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven"