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I thought I couldnt afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better"

- Benny Hill

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England Flag This quote is written / told by Benny Hill between January 21, 1924 and April 20, 1992. He/she was a famous Comedian from England. The author also have 7 other quotes.

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