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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own"

- Les Dawson

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Les Dawson's quote is a humorous reflection on his past career. He was a furniture salesperson, but the joke is that he was offering his own furniture. This implies that he was not very successful in his company, as he was not able to make sufficient cash to purchase new furnishings to offer. It likewise suggests that he was not great at selling, as he was unable to convince individuals to buy his furniture. The quote is an easy going way of satirizing his own misery. It is a reminder that even when things don't go as prepared, it is necessary to keep a funny bone and not take life too seriously.

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England Flag This quote is written / told by Les Dawson between February 2, 1933 and June 10, 1993. He/she was a famous Comedian from England, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 4 other quotes.

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