"If a man carries his horse out of a slave State into a free one, be does not lose his property interest in him; but if he carries his slave into a free State, the law makes him free"

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free"

"If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse"

"Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen"

"A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle"

"The whole commerce between master and slave is a perpetual exercise of the most boisterous passions, the most unremitting despotism on the one part, and degrading submissions on the other. Our children see this, and learn to imitate it"

"There can be no tyrants where there are no slaves"

"Some books leave us free and some books make us free"

"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages"

"A hungry man is not a free man"

"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse"