Religion quote by Lenny Bruce

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses"

- Lenny Bruce

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USA Flag This quote is written / told by Lenny Bruce between October 13, 1925 and August 3, 1966. He/she was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Religion. The author also have 17 other quotes.

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