"In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police in reducing crime and drugs and improving public safety"

"Peace is the virtue of civilization. War is its crime"

"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime"

"Poverty is like punishment for a crime you didn't commit"

"Crime when it succeeds is called virtue"

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"

"The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom"

"Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty"

"To make crime unprofitable, let the government run it"

"Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it"

"If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can do it. It's not that big a deal. And the Eagles! They did it! They severely hated each other. It's just rock and roll"