Monday Quotes

Welcome to Monday Quotes, your resource for the best Monday inspiration and ideas! Start your week off right with our collection of uplifting and favorable Monday quotes. Whether you require a pick-me-up to survive the day or just wish to begin your week with a smile, our Monday quotes will certainly aid you make it through the day with a favorable perspective. From funny Monday quotes to inspiring words of wisdom, we have something for everyone. So, take a few minutes to read through our collection and also begin your week off on the right foot.
Small: I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday fr
Groucho Marx
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30"
Groucho Marx, Comedian
Small: But if I wasnt playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it w
"But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away"
Paul Gascoigne, Athlete
Small: A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didnt sleep on Monday nights
"A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights"
Alan Jay Lerner, Dramatist
Small: Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
"Mondays are the potholes in the road of life"
Tom Wilson, Cartoonist
Small: I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at ab
"I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning"
Patty Duke, Actress
Small: The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a
Victoria Abril
"The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting"
Victoria Abril, Actress
Small: The Times new credibility committee report that was issued on Monday very specifically said they will be putti
"The Times' new credibility committee report that was issued on Monday very specifically said they will be putting in a policy that reporters must get permission from their department heads to appear on television, which I think is a really good thing"
Daniel Okrent, Editor
Small: The dog doesnt know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those
"The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too"
Donna Shalala, Public Servant
Small: And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting
David Thewlis
"And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting heaps of adulation. I'm hoping there is. If that doesn't happen I will be disappointed"
David Thewlis, Actor
Small: I have to be alone very often. Id be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in
Audrey Hepburn
"I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel"
Audrey Hepburn, Actress
Small: I hadnt worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition Ive ever had.
"I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn't have time to be nervous - it happened so quickly"
Wentworth Miller, Actor
Small: We usually break our records every Monday, so well see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month itll p
"We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird"
Drew Curtis, Businessman
Small: Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday N
"Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood why they got rid of him"
John Turturro, Actor
Small: There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon
Pete Rozelle
"There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon"
Pete Rozelle, Celebrity
Small: Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football
Frank Gifford
"Before the first year, nobody gave it a chance. Now, 36 years later, everybody knows Monday Night Football"
Frank Gifford, Athlete
Small: Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message will be gi
"Our systems are all go. At 9:30 Monday morning trading will resume on both markets, and the message will be given to criminals who foisted this on America that they lost"
Richard Grasso, Businessman
Small: I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now Ive played a different golf course.
"I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course"
Raymond Floyd, Athlete
Small: I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you dont get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Da
"I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal"
John Waters, Director
Small: Well, I had started a program which is even longer running than this one in 1967 which was a jazz program call
"Well, I had started a program which is even longer running than this one in 1967 which was a jazz program called The Best of Jazz and that still goes out on Monday nights. That's been going for 33 years or something"
Humphrey Lyttelton, Musician
Small: I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me
"I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday"
Nelson Algren, Novelist
Small: The biggest thrill wasnt in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday
"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday"
Art Rooney, Businessman
Small: The cloud that descended on Black Rock on Monday was not for the past but the future. How much will this debac
"The cloud that descended on Black Rock on Monday was not for the past but the future. How much will this debacle chill the pursuit of other risky investigations?"
Tina Brown, Editor
Small: My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees dont make the playoffs?
"My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs?"
Wade Boggs, Athlete
Small: I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wan
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage"
Todd Barry, Comedian
Small: The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old ba
"The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby"
Vin Diesel, Actor
Small: He wasnt sure exactly which day, but whats noteworthy about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is first
"He wasn't sure exactly which day, but what's noteworthy about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is first identified in the Robert Novak piece that ran on Monday, July 14"
Michael Isikoff, Journalist
Small: I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad
"I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad"
Lisa Guerrero, Journalist
Small: I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finishe
"I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finished on the Saturday and the other started on the Monday which is like an actor's dream!"
Christopher Eccleston, Actor
Small: I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence
Drew Brees
"I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of people. That puts smiles on people's faces. That gives people a pep in their step on Monday morning when they go back to work"
Drew Brees, Athlete
Small: On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned
"On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned"
Christiaan Barnard, Scientist
Small: I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we just
"I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we just wrapped yesterday cause it was split over the holiday"
Charisma Carpenter, Actress