Saturday Quotes

Small: If you see me on Friday, youll see different material on Saturday night
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night"
Kathy Griffin, Comedian
Small: I wasnt really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - Im not like an impressionist or anything
"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything"
Victoria Jackson, Comedian
Small: The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for
"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live"
Phil Hartman, Actor
Small: Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not in some ways differ significantly from the country th
"Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not in some ways differ significantly from the country that existed almost 50 years ago. This is truly sad"
Eric Holder, Public Servant
Small: I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finishe
"I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first finished on the Saturday and the other started on the Monday which is like an actor's dream!"
Christopher Eccleston, Actor
Small: I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, Il
"I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'"
Tina Fey, Comedian
Small: I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listenin
"I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor"
Bill Joy, Businessman
Small: We recorded the record on a Saturday afternoon March 30th and I heard the record for the first time on April 6
"We recorded the record on a Saturday afternoon March 30th and I heard the record for the first time on April 6th. I was driving to school, literally seven days later"
Lesley Gore, Musician
Small: If it werent for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live
"If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live"
Chris Kattan, Comedian
Small: We were making new ones the second year. We were in syndication the second year. So we were on Saturday nights
"We were making new ones the second year. We were in syndication the second year. So we were on Saturday nights, prime time, every morning, and then they put it on Sunday evenings too. So it was all over the place"
Gavin MacLeod, Actor
Small: I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show.
"I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night"
Fisher Stevens, Actor
Small: And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night
"And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night"
Fisher Stevens, Actor
Small: We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that
"We thought we were going to go up against SNL on Saturday Nights - that would have changed things so much that it's almost impossible to speculate what might have happened"
David Wain, Writer
Small: I was on dialysis for 18 months before the transplant, so it was important I tried to look ahead to days like
"I was on dialysis for 18 months before the transplant, so it was important I tried to look ahead to days like my comeback this Saturday. You need those big goals to drive you on"
Jonah Lomu, Athlete
Small: On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned
"On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned"
Christiaan Barnard, Scientist
Small: There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the mon
"There was some conflict there over Saturday nights because we were all really broke in those days- all the money you had in the world was in your pockets. Nowadays when you're say you're broke, it's not the same thing"
Arto Lindsay, Musician
Small: We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and wat
"We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw"
Brian Clough, Athlete
Small: Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lords day, Wednesday, Fri
"Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday, some only on the Lord's Day"
Martin Chemnitz, Theologian
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