Saturday Quotes

Welcome to Saturday Quotes! Below you will certainly find a collection of motivating and uplifting quotes to aid you get through your Saturday. Whether you're looking for a pick-me-up to start your day, a little bit of inspiration to make it through the mid-day, or a suggestion to stay positive and delight in the weekend, you'll locate it below. We really hope these quotes will certainly bring a smile to your face as well as a little additional happiness to your Saturday.
Small: Well, he doesnt make me laugh. I think Ive got a fair sense of humour but I cant really see it in him.
Ian St. John
"Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well"
Ian St. John, Athlete
Small: Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"
Woody Allen, Director
Small: Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath
Lyndon B. Johnson
"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath"
Lyndon B. Johnson, President
Small: I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair
R. L. Stine
"I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!"
R. L. Stine, Writer
Small: When you left on Saturday, I felt a horrible void, I saw you everywhere, on the beach, in your room, in the ga
"When you left on Saturday, I felt a horrible void, I saw you everywhere, on the beach, in your room, in the garden: impossible for me to get used to the idea that you had left"
Camille Claudel, Sculptor
Small: But if I wasnt playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it w
"But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away"
Paul Gascoigne, Athlete
Small: I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didnt even consult my parents. They w
"I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress
Small: I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the su
Barack Obama
"I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks"
Barack Obama, President
Small: Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
Ogden Nash, Poet
Small: I remember lying on the floor of the living room with headphones on when I was four or five years old, listeni
Kevin Richardson
"I remember lying on the floor of the living room with headphones on when I was four or five years old, listening to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack"
Kevin Richardson, Musician
Small: But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. Id listen to all the strings and the background vocals on
Kevin Richardson
"But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I'd listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and try to pick out the different instruments"
Kevin Richardson, Musician
Small: I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunda
Ida B. Wells
"I came home every Friday afternoon, riding the six miles on the back of a big mule. I spent Saturday and Sunday washing and ironing and cooking for the children and went back to my country school on Sunday afternoon"
Ida B. Wells, Activist
Small: Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing t
Muddy Waters
"Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues"
Muddy Waters, Musician
Small: The dog doesnt know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those
"The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too"
Donna Shalala, Public Servant
Small: Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank
Alva Myrdal
"Where do these arms come from, these Saturday night specials that constitute the instrument of threats in bank robberies, or the hand grenades used by terrorists? How can their sales and their import be permitted?"
Alva Myrdal, Diplomat
Small: I have to be alone very often. Id be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in
Audrey Hepburn
"I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel"
Audrey Hepburn, Actress
Small: Satire is what closes on Saturday night
"Satire is what closes on Saturday night"
George S. Kaufman, Dramatist
Small: Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through
Anthony Burgess
"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through"
Anthony Burgess, Novelist
Small: Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people
Will Ferrell
"Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way"
Will Ferrell, Comedian
Small: My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons wer
"My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning"
Robert Ripley, Cartoonist
Small: They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was
Michael York
"They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar with Mike Myers' work in Saturday Night Live, but I did not know the extent to which he would make this creation"
Michael York, Actor
Small: By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live
Sarah Silverman
"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live"
Sarah Silverman, Comedian
Small: We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live
Mary-Kate Olsen
"We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live"
Mary-Kate Olsen, Actress
Small: I dont know what your childhood was like, but we didnt have much money. Wed go to a movie on a Saturday night,
"I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book"
Robert Redford, Actor
Small: Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory
"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory"
Jenifer Lewis, Actress
Small: We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans
"We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans"
Illeana Douglas, Actress
Small: Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because yo
"Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show"
Adam Sandler, Actor
Small: I enjoy Saturday night racing
Dale Earnhardt
"I enjoy Saturday night racing"
Dale Earnhardt, Celebrity
Small: Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles awa
"Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars"
Alan Shepard, Astronaut
Small: I do miss Saturday Night Live, thats for sure. Theres nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt Id only been
"I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week"
Mike Myers, Comedian
Small: When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday, but in Milan I do not. Do you also follow the custom of whatever church
"When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday, but in Milan I do not. Do you also follow the custom of whatever church you attend, if you do not want to give or receive scandal"
Saint Ambrose, Saint
Small: Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movi
"Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies, you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies"
Sydney Pollack, Director
Small: I didnt grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon
"I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon"
Sydney Pollack, Director
Small: Time is the thing. A show like this pulls all your time away from you. Usually Ill get home from work on a Sat
"Time is the thing. A show like this pulls all your time away from you. Usually I'll get home from work on a Saturday about 10am (after doing night shooting) and I'll sleep until Saturday afternoon. Saturday night and Sunday I'm usually feeling wiped out and I've not seen Holly all week. It's a pretty full-on life, but what do you do? I love my work and there are sacrifices"
Alex O'Loughlin, Actor
Small: Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lords day or Sunday, yet it was never denominate
"Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a name constantly appropriate to Saturday, or the Seventh day both by sacred and ecclesiastical writers"
Charles Buck
Small: When you coach as long as I did, you cant help but miss those Saturdays - dealing with the players, the game p
"When you coach as long as I did, you can't help but miss those Saturdays - dealing with the players, the game preparation, the challenges, the excitement"
Tom Osborne, Politician
Small: On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I
"On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap"
Barbara Cook, Musician
Small: When I was four or five, my father had a general store in Winchester and I dont think the farmers could ever l
"When I was four or five, my father had a general store in Winchester and I don't think the farmers could ever leave on Saturday afternoon until I had been placed up on the counter to sing"
Dinah Shore, Actress
Small: If you see me on Friday, youll see different material on Saturday night
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night"
Kathy Griffin, Comedian
Small: I wasnt really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - Im not like an impressionist or anything
"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything"
Victoria Jackson, Comedian
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