"Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not in some ways differ significantly from the country that existed almost 50 years ago. This is truly sad"

"I'd rather direct than produce. Any day. And twice on Sunday"

"Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week"

"I studied all about Gauguin. He was a banker. He was a banker who - he used to paint on Sundays. And one day he hated himself for painting on Sundays"

"Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well"

"A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents"

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"

"Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan"

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning"

"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath"

"I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday"