"There are two sayings that are familiar in every news room across the country: 1) sex sells; 2) if it bleeds it leads"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me"

"News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news"

"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone"

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

"Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret"

"Television sounded really different than the Ramones sounded really different than us sounded really different than Blondie sounded really different than the Sex Pistols"