"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure"

"Health is the soul that animates all the enjoyments of life, which fade and are tasteless without it"

"To get rich never risk your health. For it is the truth that health is the wealth of wealth"

"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind"

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping"

"Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied"

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"

"Protect your health. Without it you face a serious handicap for success and happiness"

"Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished"

"In health there is freedom. Health is the first of all liberties"

"Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it"