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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"

- Dean Martin

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This quote by Dean Martin is a funny take on the idea of being drunk. Martin recommends that one is not genuinely intoxicated if they have the ability to push the flooring without hanging on to something for assistance. This indicates that having the ability to keep balance and control while resting signifies sobriety. Martin's declaration likewise highlights the idea that being intoxicated often causes loss of coordination and stability, making it challenging to even rest without support. In general, this quote playfully pokes fun at the effects of alcohol and the understanding of being drunk.

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Dean Martin This quote is written / told by Dean Martin between June 7, 1917 and December 25, 1995. He was a famous Actor from USA. The author also have 6 other quotes.

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