Dad Quotes

Welcome to Typical Dad Quotes, the utmost source for all the best dad jokes, one-liners, as well as puns! Whether you're seeking a laugh or just need a pick-me-up, you'll discover it here. Our collection of dad quotes makes certain to bring a smile to your face as well as a chuckle to your heart. From the classic dad jokes to the much more modern dad humor, we've got it all. So, take a look around as well as appreciate the laughs!
Small: My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it
"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it"
Victor Borge, Musician
Small: I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern - Anais Nin
"I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern"
Anais Nin, Author
Small: An angry father is most cruel towards himself - Publilius Syrus
Publilius Syrus
"An angry father is most cruel towards himself"
Publilius Syrus, Poet
Small: Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes - Prince
Prince Charles
"Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes"
Prince Charles, Royalty
Small: Thirteen, 13 children, and I love - I love them all. And I think Ive been a good father to all of them - Antho
"Thirteen, 13 children, and I love - I love them all. And I think I've been a good father to all of them"
Anthony Quinn, Actor
Small: A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father"
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Novelist
Small: All the learnin my father paid for was a bit o birch at one end and an alphabet at the other - George Eliot
George Eliot
"All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other"
George Eliot, Author
Small: Undeservedly you will atone for the sins of your fathers - Horace
Horace
"Undeservedly you will atone for the sins of your fathers"
Horace, Poet
Small: The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war - E. B. White
E. B. White
"The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war"
E. B. White, Writer
Small: But the love of adventure was in fathers blood - Buffalo Bill
Buffalo Bill
"But the love of adventure was in father's blood"
Buffalo Bill, Celebrity
Small: My dad always said, Dont worry what people think, because you cant change it. - Daisy Donovan
Daisy Donovan
"My dad always said, 'Don't worry what people think, because you can't change it.'"
Daisy Donovan, Actress
Small: Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business - Tom B
"Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business"
Tom Bosley, Actor
Small: But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that Im a husband and a father -
Herbie Hancock
"But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father"
Herbie Hancock, Musician
Small: My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very l
"My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very large scale"
David Rockefeller, Businessman
Small: My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem - Gwyneth Paltrow
"My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem"
Gwyneth Paltrow, Actress
Small: No, I never thought about my fathers money as my money - Christie Hefner
"No, I never thought about my father's money as my money"
Christie Hefner, Businessman
Small: Babies dont need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of - Amy
"Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of"
Amy Heckerling, Director
Small: Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me. They dont mean anything - Oliver Hudson
Oliver Hudson
"Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me. They don't mean anything"
Oliver Hudson, Actor
Small: Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted - Michael Reagan
Michael Reagan
"Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted"
Michael Reagan, Radio host
Small: Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their family needs on the table - James Levine
James Levine
"Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their family needs on the table"
James Levine, Musician
Small: My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby - Star Jones
"My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby"
Star Jones, Entertainer
Small: A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad - Lenny Kravitz
Lenny Kravitz
"A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad"
Lenny Kravitz, Musician
Small: Because of my father, we are that Shining City on a Hill - Michael Reagan
Michael Reagan
"Because of my father, we are that Shining City on a Hill"
Michael Reagan, Radio host
Small: My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men - Simon Newcomb
"My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men"
Simon Newcomb, Mathematician
Small: A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again - Enid
"A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again"
Enid Bagnold, Author
Small: It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father - Pope John XXIII
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father"
Pope John XXIII, Clergyman
Small: To be as good as our fathers we must be better, imitation is not discipleship - Wendell Phillips
"To be as good as our fathers we must be better, imitation is not discipleship"
Wendell Phillips, Activist
Small: A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be, A father is someone who carries p
"A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be, A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be"
Frank Howard Clark, Writer
Small: I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out - Jay Lon
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out"
Jay London, Comedian
Small: Theres sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I neve
"There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him"
Dean Koontz, Author
Small: Feels good to try, but playing a father, Im getting a little older. I see now that Im taking it more serious a
"Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle"
Adam Sandler, Actor
Small: Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didnt teach me everything he knows - Al Unser
"Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows"
Al Unser, Athlete
Small: My father loved people, children and pets - Tony Visconti
Tony Visconti
"My father loved people, children and pets"
Tony Visconti, Musician
Small: A fathers disappointment can be a very powerful tool - Michael Bergin
"A father's disappointment can be a very powerful tool"
Michael Bergin, Actor
Small: Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten - Conrad Hall
"Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten"
Conrad Hall, Artist
Small: I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didnt want to do what my dad did,
"I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do what my dad did, which was work in an office"
Harrison Ford, Actor
Small: It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the
"It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life"
Dawn French, Comedian
Small: The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world - Chris
"The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world"
Christopher Meloni, Actor
Small: Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
Dick Clark
"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
Dick Clark, Entertainer
Small: Being a father, being a friend, those are the things that make me feel successful - William Hurt
"Being a father, being a friend, those are the things that make me feel successful"
William Hurt, Actor
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