Small: Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain
"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain"
Edward de Bono, Psychologist
Small: To liberate words means first to shatter their function as vehicles of idea, memory, hope, or regret
"To liberate words means first to shatter their function as vehicles of idea, memory, hope, or regret"
Thomas Harrison
Small: Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan - spoiled
"Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan - spoiled"
Israel Zangwill, Novelist
Small: Why dont you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum
"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum"
P. G. Wodehouse, Writer
Small: Fool that I was, upon my eagles wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above
John Dryden
"Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me"
John Dryden, Poet
Small: I wrote a lot of stuff quickly: pages and pages of notes that seemed pretty incoherent at first. Most of it wa
"I wrote a lot of stuff quickly: pages and pages of notes that seemed pretty incoherent at first. Most of it was taken from the radio because -suddenly being a parent- I'd be confronted by the radio giving a news report every hour of the day"
Thom Yorke, Musician
Small: For in Jesus Christ there is neither male nor female, bond nor free even you may be the children of God, if yo
George Whitefield
"For in Jesus Christ there is neither male nor female, bond nor free; even you may be the children of God, if you believe in Jesus"
George Whitefield, Clergyman
Small: But his kiss was so sweet, and so closely he pressed, that I languished and pined till I granted the rest
"But his kiss was so sweet, and so closely he pressed, that I languished and pined till I granted the rest"
John Gay, Poet
Small: Though lust do masque in neer so strange disguise shes oft found witty, but is never wise
John Webster
"Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise"
John Webster, Playwright
Small: Thus times do shift, each thing his turn does hold New things succeed, as former things grow old
"Thus times do shift, each thing his turn does hold; New things succeed, as former things grow old"
Robert Herrick, Poet
Small: Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so univ
"Among the remedies which it has pleased Almighty God to give to man to relieve his sufferings, none is so universal and so efficacious as opium"
Thomas Sydenham, Scientist
Small: Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility
"Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility"
G. M. Trevelyan, Historian
Small: The weather is like the government, always in the wrong
"The weather is like the government, always in the wrong"
Jerome K. Jerome, Author
Small: Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied
"Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one can be happy who feels that in some paramount affairs he failed to take up the challenge of life"
Arnold Bennett, Novelist
Small: It was one of the marvellous feelings of the film, having the music going in your head while doing scenes
Dinah Sheridan
"It was one of the marvellous feelings of the film, having the music going in your head while doing scenes"
Dinah Sheridan, Actress
Small: Although, I am proud of all my Symphonies as they all have something special to say, my particular favourite i
"Although, I am proud of all my Symphonies as they all have something special to say, my particular favourite is the Fifth. As the great Mahler expert Donald Mitchell said that if Mahler had written another Symphony, it would have been my Fifth!"
Malcolm Arnold, Composer
Small: What is beautiful is good, and who is good will soon be beautiful
"What is beautiful is good, and who is good will soon be beautiful"
Vita Sackville-West, Novelist
Small: An once of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition
"An once of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition"
Michael Korda, Novelist
Small: I think most writers feel like theyre on the outside looking in much of the time. All of us feel, to a certain
"I think most writers feel like they're on the outside looking in much of the time. All of us feel, to a certain extent, alienated from the stuff going on around us"
Mark Haddon, Novelist
Small: Honor sinks where commerce long prevails
"Honor sinks where commerce long prevails"
Walter Bagehot, Author
Small: The guitar was my weapon, my shield to hide behind
"The guitar was my weapon, my shield to hide behind"
Brian May, Musician
Small: They are best dressed, whose dress no one observes
Anthony Trollope
"They are best dressed, whose dress no one observes"
Anthony Trollope, Author
Small: The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in
"The house of delusions is cheap to build but drafty to live in"
A. E. Housman, Poet
Small: There are no hard distinctions between what is real and what is unreal, nor between what is true and what is f
Harold Pinter
"There are no hard distinctions between what is real and what is unreal, nor between what is true and what is false. A thing is not necessarily either true or false; it can be both true and false"
Harold Pinter, Playwright
Small: Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect
"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect"
Benny Hill, Comedian
Small: Youve got the sun, youve got the moon, and youve got the Rolling Stones
"You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones"
Keith Richards, Musician
Small: Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them
"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them"
A. A. Milne, Author
Small: A good sermon should be like a womans skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the esse
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials"
Ronald Knox, Theologian
Small: He who truly believes that which prompts him to an action has looked upon the action to lust after it, he has
"He who truly believes that which prompts him to an action has looked upon the action to lust after it, he has committed it already in his heart"
William Kingdon Clifford, Mathematician
Small: Ill walk where my own nature would be leading: It vexes me to choose another guide
"I'll walk where my own nature would be leading: It vexes me to choose another guide"
Emily Bronte, Novelist
Small: Better late than never
"Better late than never"
Matthew Henry, Clergyman
Small: It doesnt matter whether you can or cannot achieve high temperature superconductivity or fuel cells, they will
"It doesn't matter whether you can or cannot achieve high temperature superconductivity or fuel cells, they will always be on the list because if you could achieve them they would be extremely valuable"
Martin Fleischmann, Scientist
Small: Football kicks you in the teeth
"Football kicks you in the teeth"
Dave Jones, Coach
Small: Judas heard all Christs sermons
"Judas heard all Christ's sermons"
Thomas Goodwin, Clergyman
Small: The world knows nothing of its greatest men
"The world knows nothing of its greatest men"
Henry Taylor, Dramatist
Small: Some things have to be believed to be seen
"Some things have to be believed to be seen"
Ralph Hodgson, Poet
Small: The number of medals on an officers breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the distance of his d
"The number of medals on an officer's breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the distance of his duties from the front line"
Charles Edward Montague, Journalist
Small: A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult
John Berger
"A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but"
John Berger, Artist
Small: And I dont like books which are full of name dropping
"And I don't like books which are full of name dropping"
Daphne du Maurier, Novelist
Small: Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness i
"Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all"
Bernard Levin, Journalist
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