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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse - Groucho Marx
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"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse"

- Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx, Small This quote is written / told by Groucho Marx between October 2, 1895 and August 19, 1977. She was a famous Comedian from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Humor. The author also have 60 other quotes.

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