"Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed"

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature"

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book"

"In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft"

"The printed page conveys information and commitment, and requires active involvement. Television conveys emotion and experience, and it's very limited in what it can do logically. It's an existential experience - there and then gone"

"Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America - not on the battlefields of Vietnam"

"Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone"

"Television is chewing gum for the eyes"

"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets"

"Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours"

"Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable"