"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air"

"That first writing session, what Dan Hill calls a creative blind date, is always a real challenge, and you bring that back to your partner when you return to writing with them"

"When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross"

"The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law"

"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"

"One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President"

"If your partner wants to be private, you have to respect that"

"There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim"

"I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right"

"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies"