"Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization"
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Bierce’s definition lands like a sharpened aphorism because it flatters the inventor for half a second, then yanks the rug out. “Ingenuous arrangement of wheels, levers and springs” sounds like praise for technical cleverness, the kind of Victorian-era tinkering that powered patents, factories, and a new class of hero: the man who could make metal behave. Then comes the sting: “and believes it civilization.” The joke is not that inventors are useless; it’s that they’re overconfident narrators of human progress.
The specific intent is to puncture a late-19th-century faith that mechanism equals meaning. Bierce, writing as an acid journalist and professional skeptic, watches industrial America sell itself on gadgets as moral advancement: more speed, more production, more “solutions.” His diction reduces the romantic figure of the inventor to a job description made of parts, not purposes. Wheels and levers are literal, but also symbolic: progress as a pile of hardware, divorced from ethics, labor conditions, and the social wreckage that can ride shotgun with innovation.
The subtext is a warning about category error. Civilization isn’t a device; it’s a set of relationships, norms, and responsibilities. An invention can serve it, but it can’t substitute for it. Bierce’s cynicism also hints at a status critique: in a culture newly impressed by engineering, the inventor’s prestige can inflate into a kind of secular priesthood, blessing society with “advancement” whether or not anyone has asked what it costs.
It reads like an early jab at techno-utopianism, and it still hits because the posture hasn’t changed much - only the springs have become software.
The specific intent is to puncture a late-19th-century faith that mechanism equals meaning. Bierce, writing as an acid journalist and professional skeptic, watches industrial America sell itself on gadgets as moral advancement: more speed, more production, more “solutions.” His diction reduces the romantic figure of the inventor to a job description made of parts, not purposes. Wheels and levers are literal, but also symbolic: progress as a pile of hardware, divorced from ethics, labor conditions, and the social wreckage that can ride shotgun with innovation.
The subtext is a warning about category error. Civilization isn’t a device; it’s a set of relationships, norms, and responsibilities. An invention can serve it, but it can’t substitute for it. Bierce’s cynicism also hints at a status critique: in a culture newly impressed by engineering, the inventor’s prestige can inflate into a kind of secular priesthood, blessing society with “advancement” whether or not anyone has asked what it costs.
It reads like an early jab at techno-utopianism, and it still hits because the posture hasn’t changed much - only the springs have become software.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
|---|---|
| Source | Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary (1906), entry "Inventor" — commonly reprinted wording matching the supplied quote. |
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